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Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Who owns the front seat, the sister or the fiancee/girlfriend?

On one of those crazy days during my service year , I was walking down my office  junction, when I bumped into a friend of mine, and her fiance. After much exchange of pleasantries,  they offered to drop me at my house.
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See flexing! I was so tired to my bones, to the extent that I slept off immediately I entered the vehicle. 😴😴😴
When I woke up,  I found myself in a strange compound.  "Bia Chi, where are we? What is this place? " I asked.

The annoying girl and her 'black' fiance started laughing at me.😂😂 When they noticed  I was freaking out, Chi apologized and explained that they stopped by to pick up her fiance's younger sister, who was going to the market .  "Hope you're not angry?"She asked.
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Hian!  Angry bawo? Make I hear!  😦😦 I'm actually getting a free and comfortable ride back home... AC and all. 😂😂 who anger Epp Abeg?
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Me that nearly died in the morning, after boarding a vehicle filled with market women. You need to see how odours of all kinds were shamelessly competing inside the nonsense taxi.  Especially onions and fish.😢 😒😞Anger gbakwa oku!😂😂
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Just then, the guy's sister stepped out of the house to where the vehicle was parked, and ordered my friend to join me at the back seat of the vehicle. According to her,  she wants to sit in front. Inukwa! 😂😂😂
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My friend refused and told her to join me at the back instead. Her fiance also appealed to his sister to seat at the back.  He was like; "Ngo, you know Chi loves to seat in front with me. Please go to the back na. Abeg. Inugo? "😂
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I just kept quiet and was watching the smelling drama. Wetin concern me? Ees eet my fiance's car?  Adonkia o.  So far the bloody thing takes me to my destination. 😂😂😂
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We waited and waited. Sister Ngo  was still nagging. In my mind I was like;  Toh! All of us should kuku seat at the back,  so we can turn the guy to our driver na. WTF???  😂
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Then sister Ngo flared up properly .
"Nduka, stop supporting strangers. Your family is your family. Don't let your friends break the bond of  blood we share! " then,  she got into the back seat of the car,  🚗 and slammed the door so hard, that everyone else except her, cringed.
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Ha! O ga  o!  This our sister Ngo no get joy o. omo yi ma ti baje! 😡  Very joyless human being! So my village people want to use her to scatter the door of this beautiful vehicle that I've been flexing AC inside since? Hian! Devuu you are a Lai Mohammed!😈😈
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  While we were driving out,  sister Ngo kept murmuring on the way.  She was like; 
"I can't even chose where I want to sit in my brother's car again. No problem! "😂
She kept nagging to the extent my ears became full with her misyarn. I got mad.
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"See,  if you and your beloved brother drives down to his patner's house to pick her up,  when she comes,  you should take the back seat. It shows regard for the relationship they have and respect for your brother too!"
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Sister Ngo faced me o. "Oh! Even you! What is your business?is he now dating the two of you too? Mtcheew!" 
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I kept quiet. One voice in my mind was doing me Ntoor! calling me Special Adviser Oshi.😢
Finally, Na me use mouth buy work. What's my own? I'm I Chi?  The Chi sef didn't reply the stoopid geh.  She kept quiet, while I was busy forming speaker of the house. Nawa o. 😢😢
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All of a sudden, sister Ngo ordered her brother to stop the car,  and she got out. All attempts by her brother to placate her,  failed. She said he humiliated her by depriving her of the front seat. 😂😂😂
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As we continued our journey, my friend's  fiancee shocked me. He was like;  "Chi,  I feel  bad now. You could have just gone to the back and let her stay in front. When we drop her off at the market,  you can come to the front if you like. Seat na seat. Probably, she wanted to take a picture with the seat belt on. You know you ladies "😂😂😂
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Chi didn't even say a word.  Tueh! That my friend can be annoyingly  quiet! 😤😤. Tufia !
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"Oga seat is not seat . I don't care if she wanted to take a picture and put it on instagram  with the hash tag #JustChilling. Don't ever feel sorry for the decision you took o. I know you're feeling guilty  because your sister played the family card on you. Well, congratulations. You will soon be married,  and your wife will become you. Your family. A priority.
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Secondly,  I love the way you tried to handle the situation. It shows respect for your wife. Abeg don't spoil it. Seat is not seat mbok! Front seat is sweet! 😂 very sexy! 😂😂😂
it's better you begin early to drum it into the ears of any one who cares to listen,  that the front seat belongs to wifey ! Let your sister gaan lord over her own boyfriend's vehicle,  and leave somebody's child alone Biko! "I noted.
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Chi smiled. She was actually happy. All these fine quiet gehs sha. Na them dey marry lion. Us that wee be looking for lion upandan,  na dove we go dey catch. 😂😂😂
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Ooo chim! I'm still waiting for the fish brain that will Coman drag Mr. XYZ vehicle's  front seat with me. That day ehn,  I will 'chuk' hand inside your eye! Call me petty.  Na you sabi!  Yes the front seat is part of my fundamental Human Rights! Aswear 😂😂. Yelz, ees my right. Argue with your village people!
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See me that like to be doing love and whispering small small romantic sturvs into Mr XYZ ear on the way fa! One cow will now Coman spoil show for me just like that. Aunty are you high?  Can I kiss or play romance from the back ? Fear God  o!  😂😂
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Let me catch you first. When I'm done with you,  You will tell me if it's your laps and thighs he will unconsciously be rubbing while driving!
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Onye Ara!😈😈
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Penocrat Ayomide Kindness