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Sunday, August 28, 2016

The Sorry State Of Rochas Okorocha New Tunnel In Owerri

Here is how the new tunnel built by Gov Rochas Okorocha, the governor of Imo State in Owerri looks after the recent rains.

How can you build such without putting a drainage system in place?

Friday, August 26, 2016

Happy birthday Funke Jenifa Akindele

Happy birthday to you Funke Jenifa Akindele of the famous 'Jenifa' s Diary' as you turn 39 today. Wishing you many more fruitful years on this patch of rock.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

The first dab

The first dab.

Tunnels in Owerri built by Governor Rochas Okorocha after the rain

The World Class "tunnel" built by the best Governor in 9geria....Rochas Okorocha
After rain...it transforms to a water collection center.
So cars and boats can pass
Smart....

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Davido chilling with Popcaan and

Davido is currently in Jamaica and is seen here relaxing with Popcaan and Chi Ching Ching at Cherry Gardens, Kingston Jamaica.

Is a musical collaboration in the offing between them? Can't wait.

Hello from the other car

Hello from the other car.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

American Car Wash vs Nigerian Car Wash

American Car Wash vs Nigerian Car Wash

This pen drawing of Actor Idris Elba is just too good

This beautiful portrait of Idris Elba drawn with a pen wearing an African attire is just too awesome.

Photo Credit
@Jahyem_Ogboi

Tales of a Lagos 'Johnny Just Come'

HI folks, firstly let me hail all lagosians. una well done ooo.

I came into Lagos form calabar to sign a contract with my new employers. about 4am my friend woke me up, oboy ebe like say u wan miss your racket. I hurriedly had my bath and dressed up quickly feeling so fly. i put on my giorgo check blazers, and my prada shoes were nothing but top class. I told my friend no way am going to get dressed like this and enter keke marwa, so I stopped the first Taxi-bourdilon road, omo the guy say 10k, eeeh am I coming from calabar, Which kind transport fare be this one, the guy replied, o boy this na lagos ooo. remain there nah or enter danfo he laughed.

Finally I got a cab for 7k. After the successful exchange with my potential employers. It was time to go. As I fall out, omo I must try this danfo I told myself. I asked around and they directed me to where to board the danfo. Before long, the conductor shouted this row na 5 5 una go dey ooo. what!! I shouted abeg make I come down, why una dey pack us like sardine, The pretty lady on the queue, oga abeg come down, I wan enter . omo I remain for my sit ooo, oboy this na Lagos, I reminded myself. immediately I became so hungry, I saw people hawking gala and coke, but I was ashamed to buy. Small time one fine babe wey dey beside me just shout gala gala coke, omo na im I quickly order my own. man must wack. finally the bus left, it was from one quarrel to another, driver change ooooo, chants of owa, owa, owa just filled the air. I became so fatiqued and I dozed off.

The next thing I heard in my dream was roundabout owa owa, I quickly started shouting owa owa roundabout owa. I dropped down just for me to realise say the bus never even waka half my journey. when I got home I realised that two zips of my the shuttle I carried were open. Thank baba god my iPhone 6 plus dey my pocket.

If u never enter Lagos, abeg try do-those guys are real damn hustlers. Shine your eyes wella for Lagos.

This gala traffic hawker themed pre-wedding photo is cool

People are going to great lengths to impress and outdo each other in a bid to have the coolest and best pre-wedding photo shoot in town. But I vouch that this gala seller themed pre-wedding photo is on another level of cool.

Ain't it awesome? Dad, where did you meet mom? I met on the street while she was hawking gala, it was love at first bite. Quite romantic.

Donnie McClurkin and Nicole C. Mullen are engaged .

American gospel singers Donnie McClurkin and Nicole C. Mullen are getting married. Donnie McClurkin made the announcement when he appeared on TBN's long -running "Praise the Lord" ministry show on Thursday night.
Rumors that McClurkin and Mullen, 49, were dating started circulating after the two stepped out together at the 2015 Stellar Awards. But the gospel singers never made an official announcement about their romance untilThursday.

A.R. Bernard, who was also a guest on the show hinted at McClurkin's engagement during a discussion about his new book, What Women Want From Men. Th show host Matt Crouch then stood up and announced that the 56-year-old "We Fall Down" singer and Perfecting Faith Church pastor is, in fact, on course to getting married.

"OK, are you ready for something? You want me to just drop something on ya?" Crouch asked the audience as he shouted, "Donnie McClurkin's getting married! Come on!"

McClurkin then proceeded to explain his decision. "Well praise God," he said. "Honestly, the only thing in my life that is missing is marriage. The only thing that is missing in my life that can cause real family, is marriage. Financially, I'm there. Spiritually, I'm almost there. Emotionally, I'm getting it together. But the only thing that's missing out of everything that I'm doing locally, cross country and globally is that aspect that makes family, family — is that wife that would make man whole, that element that brings favor to man."
"I have a lot of great things, but I don't have a good thing, and there's favor that can only come through marriage to a man,"

The New York-based minister talked about spending his nights watching Cartoon Network until 2 a.m. and confessed that he has come to realize the missing part of his existence is to have a help mate.

"To have someone that I can love. I'm not saying to love me, 'cause there's a lot of people that love me. I want someone that I can love, heal and comfort, protect and secure. That's what I want," he said.
Crouch asked McClurkin to name his future bride and McClurkin described how God brought him and Mullen together on an flight to Africa in December 2015.
McClurkin said that even though they've known each other for 15 years, the first time they really had a chance to talk was when they were seated next to each other on a flight to Ivory Coast, during which they spoke for eight hours.

My cook, my ATM. This lovely pre-wedding photo says it all

Some people are quite pretentious of what they want from their partners but this couple ain't got time for none of that. In this pre-wedding shoot, the wife is holding a sign with the wordings 'MY ATM' and the husband is holding another sign 'MY COOK'.

It's obvious they know what they want and expect from each other. Wishing them happy married life.

Thursday, August 11, 2016

This wedding cake will shock you (pic)

This couple's love for goat meat is unrivaled.

Throwback Picture Of Banky W And Wizkid

Banky W and Wizkid collaborating on a gig together back when Banky W still had hair on his head. ThrowbackThursday

American DishWasher vs Nigerian Dishwasher

American dishWasher vs Nigerian dishwasher. Hope you get it.

Who's the better juggler?

Who's better at balancing things on the head among this two?

Wednesday, August 10, 2016